Not dead, just lazy.

Okay, look, guys. I realize it’s been a while. I know you’ve all (all 10 of you, that is) probably found new and exciting places to get your recipes for outrageously decadent desserts. I don’t blame you. I would, too.

But I’m back now, and I want to make a couple of changes to the Roxannosaurus Wrecks blog. Don’t worry, I’ll still post delicious recipes. But I will also start posting other things, like interesting stuff I find around the internet, playlists I make on 8tracks, and maybe even some outfits or DIY tutorials. I’ll admit up front that I’m not sure if this will work out. But I want to give it a try.

I’ve been reading a bunch of lifestyle blogs lately. I especially like A Beautiful Mess, even though most of the stuff Elsie does is a little bit too cutesy for me to incorporate into my actual life. But I figured, hey. I wear classy outfits. I make desserts. I take bomb-ass pictures pretty much, like, all the time. I may not be quite as perfect as other blogging goddesses make themselves seem—I refuse to stop swearing on my blog, goddammit—but I am pretty great.

So, there’s just a little heads-up about what you can expect from me, at least for the remainder of the summer, at which point I will probably get real lazy/busy again. Stay tuned for a recipe for delicious, crunchy, homemade granola, coming later this week!

For now, I recommend that you check out these bizarre but awesome photos of auditions for black cats from 1961.

Still trying to find a sign-off that doesn’t feel creepy,
Roxanne